If you're not failing every now

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

by Woody Allen

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The good people sleep much better at night

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

by Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

by Woody Allen

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Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous

Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

by Woody Allen

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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?

by Woody Allen

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More than any other time in history

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
by Woody Allen

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