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It's not what you know

It's not what you know, it's what you do with what you know.
by Unknown

Well you know boys, a nuclear

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
by Homer Simpson

Confucius say: man who get

Confucius say: man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
by Unknown

You live and learn

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
by Douglas Adams

Those who dream by day

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
by Edgar Allan Poe

A vacuum is a hell of a

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
by Tennessee Williams

Only two things are infinite

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
by Albert Einstein

Imagination is the one

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
by Jules de Gaultier

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
by Unknown

Horse sense is the thing a

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
by W. C. Fields

Someday we'll look back on

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
by Evan Davis

Never explain-- your friends do not

Never explain- your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
by Elbert Hubbard

Fashion is a form of ugliness

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
by Oscar Wilde

Duct tape is like the force

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
by Carl Zwanzig

As far as the laws of mathematics

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
by Albert Einstein

A life of peace, purity

A life of peace, purity, and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old age.
by Cicero

A mind without instruction can

A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation.
by Cicero

Some cause happiness wherever they

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
by Oscar Wilde ( 1854- 1900)

Blessed are they who have the gift of

Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one of God's best gifts. It involves many things, but above all, the power of giving of one's self and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another
by Thomas Hughes

Kites rise highest against

Kites rise highest against the wind-not with it.
by Winston Churchill

A true friend is someone who

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
by Len Wein

Don't take life too

Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
by Elbert Hubbard

Beauty is only a

Beauty is only a light switch away.
by Unknown

A penny saved is

A penny saved is ridiculous.
by Unknown

I am not a vegetarian because I

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
by A. Whitney Brown

There is a fine line between fishing

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
by Steven Wright

When elephants fight

When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.
by African Proverb

A friend is a person with whom I

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.
by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just trust yourself, then

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
by Goethe

Nothing is at last sacred but

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only dead fish

Only dead fish go with the current.
by Unknown

If you don't make mistakes

If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.
by Coleman Hawking

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
by Dennis Ritchie

What tells us

What tells us the earth is flat.
by Unknown

I wish there was a knob on the

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
by Gallagher

There are two sides

There are two sides to every question.
by Protagoras

Just being yourself, being

Just being yourself, being who you are, is a successful rebellion.

by Unknown

The wise learn many

The wise learn many things from their enemies.

by Aristophanes

The great idea in advertising is

The great idea in advertising is far more than the sum of the recognition scores, the savings and all the other superficial indicators of its success, it is the realm of myth, to which measurements cannot apply.
by Leo Burnett

In giving advice seek to

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

by Solon

Show me a guy who's afraid to look

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat.
by Lou Brock

The work of an advertising agency is

The work of an advertising agency is warmly and immediately human. It deals with human needs, wants, dreams, and hopes. Its product cannot be turned out on an assembly line.
by Leo Burnett

The secret of all effective originally

The secret of all effective originally in advertising is not the creation of new and tricky words and pictures, but one of putting familiar words and pictures into new relationship.
by Leo Burnett

Doing business without advertising is

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what are you doing, but no body else does.
by Stewart Henderson Britt

Because I do not hope to

Because I do not hope to turn again Because I do not hope Because I do not hope to turn.
by T. S. Eliot

Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or

Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others,or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.
by Robert F Kennedy

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